Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies
This will come as an earth trembling shock but someone has actually decided to pay me to write, crazy huh? Due to this chain of events I am forced to give up this website….hey hey get off the ledge….you are not a young Mel Gibson who had a net to jump into.
If you somehow feel you cant get past this tragic announcement and cant find the will to live, be sure to add me to your will and leave me all your money, belongings, and hottie girlfriends.
I will keep posting until the end of the month but my standards will no doubt drop and I could start talk about things like how Graham Crackers are actually cookies and that Nabisco isn’t fooling anyone. I just wanted you to know that my best is behind me, whew…what a relief.
Side Note: If for some reason I actually make some revenue this month I will donate it all to the nearest parking meter.
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