Seattle, WA

I like free stuff. Do you like free stuff?

Starbucks is offering you a free coffee just for voting.

So is Ben & Jerry’s. Mmm…a free scoop of ice cream for voting! 5-8pm on November 4th. Limit one per customer.

The fine folks at Krispie Kreme want your vote, too! Actually, the company doesn’t care who you vote for as long as you vote. On November 4, locations around the country will be handing out free star-shaped donuts with red, white and blue sprinkles to anyone with an “I Voted” sticker (we’re guessing other proof may be allowed, in case your polling place is out of stickers). The effort is non-partisan, so don’t worry about one of the candidates forking over a wad of leftover campaign money in some kind of weird get-out-the-vote effort. This is just about Krispy Kreme trying to get some foot traffic of its own.

Cupcake Royale is offering free Babycakes to voters. After you cast your VOTE, stop in for a free BABYcake. On November 4th, get your booty out there and exercise that sweet right to suffrage. Then stop in to Cupcake Royale. Tell them that you voted, and they will applaud your civic responsibility with a free babycake!

To encourage your to get out and vote, those clever folks at Babeland have come up with a unique and sexy offer, a free Silver Bullet or a Maverick Sleeve. Just stop by any brick and mortar store (New York or Seattle) between November 4th and 11th and bring your voter registration card, voting stub or word of honor. If you voted, they’ll give you a Silver Bullet or a Maverick Sleeve (get it?) for free! Yes, free. Sex toys for voting, only the satisfaction of having helped ensure your country’s future can be better than that.