Whats the haps in Seattle this week
This town is full of activities this week and these are my recommendations for the masses:
For the ugly I recommend a bar where the drinks are stiff and the lighting is poor, this will help the opposite sex miss seeing that bad prison tattoo or the scar you got while doing time at chino.
For all the hot women who have low expectations, I recommend coming over to my place. Its right on the beach and I’m more than willing to call you a cab when you’ve worn out your welcome or when one of my wives comes home.
For all rich good looking guys I recommend looking for a palatial estate befitting your stature somewhere far away from Seattle, I hear Belize is a happening place.
For the college student I recommend staying in your dorm room and studying, you need to take your schooling seriously because working as a world famous blogger is harder than it looks.
For everyone else, go out and have a few drinks then try to pick up a person out of your league before you settle on someone with that desperate look that you see so much in the mirror. Who knows maybe that model wants to get back at her significant other because they ate the last of the Cheerios this morning and said nothing.
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